Apparently my writing is to weird to be published any where else. So here I have been exiled to this stupid, retarded, smelly corner of the Internet! Enjoy.
7/27/03
I learned that a Vulva isnt a car.
8/11/03
Added random quotes. Visitors may now exercise there god given right to whine and complain.
11/22/03
Toys R Us promoted me to the guy who pretends to be a manager just to screw with the new people.
(I'm going to put little furnature in my locker and call it my office.)
